Mustache Bottle Opener – For Men With Priorities

Mustache Bottle Opener – For Men With Priorities
A man’s home should have three things: a good chair, a stocked bar, and a reliable way to open a bottle. This cast iron mustache does the job without fuss, frills, or unnecessary decoration—unless you count the mustache, which is the only acceptable decoration a man should have.

Perfect for beer, soda, or anything else that comes in a bottle worth drinking. Keep it in your kitchen, mount it in your man cave, or carry it in your toolbox if you live in a society that doesn’t appreciate preparedness. It’s small, sturdy, and will outlast you—like any tool worth owning.